"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile) 02/23/2018 at 15:37 • Filed to: shitposting

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I was just in a drive-thru in a V8 sedan buying a double cheeseburger and fries and a shake and then I Merica’d.

DayManFighterOfTheNightMan > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 02/23/2018 at 15:51

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“Don’t forget your side of fresh AR-15s sir. Have a Nice Day!”

Wacko > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 02/23/2018 at 15:51

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I no one was shot, then no Merica’d was done today

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Wacko 02/23/2018 at 16:05

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I didn’t have any of my guns with me...

I mean, sure there’s an MiB retrofit setup for fleet Galaxies, but it’s expensive.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > DayManFighterOfTheNightMan 02/23/2018 at 16:06

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Overplayed. I’ll pay for the upgrade to the Mini-14s side. It’s like chili fries.

OmerCarrothers333 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 02/23/2018 at 16:26

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Elvis didn’t die, he just went home...

Svend > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 02/23/2018 at 16:52

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Then you lost the back end pulling out of the drive through.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Svend 02/23/2018 at 17:03

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It *is* a non-limited 9" Ford diff on hotchkiss setup, yes, though the 5'5" length overhanging the rear axle ameliorates misbehavior a great deal.

DipodomysDeserti > Svend 02/23/2018 at 17:45

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Lost the back end pulling out of the drivethru, running over a group of school children before succumbing to a massive heart attack. The ultimate ‘Murica’d.

DipodomysDeserti > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 02/23/2018 at 17:49

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Mini-14? What are you, come kind of communist?

Story time: I was once shootong in the desert south of Tucson, and a couple of dudes showed up with a full auto Mini-14 and a full auto Uzi. They let my friends and I shoot a bunch of rounds, all the while complaining about how “that n***** Obama” was going to take our guns away. It was very strange and sketchy.

Svend > DipodomysDeserti 02/23/2018 at 17:53

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Lost the back end pulling out of the drivethru, running over a group of school children before succumbing to a massive heart attack.

Then being resuscitated and put into financial ruin because of the medical treatment then suing the manufacturer of the vehicle that the car is unstable, suing the drive through for not warning him about the turn and then suing the ambulance team for leaving his food at the crash site and not bringing it to the hospital for him. Then embraces alcoholism (if he hasn’t already), shoot someone or several people, goes to court, blames everybody else. Then spends the rest of his life bleating how his constitutional rights were infringed while screaming at the TV at how America should carpet bomb another country for saying America should embrace a small element of gun control and that abortion is ‘wrong in the eyes of the lord’, but still doesn’t want to do anything to hinder someone else get a gun to shoot schools up.

Sorry, that got very real for a moment. Lol.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > DipodomysDeserti 02/23/2018 at 17:54

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More of a lovable eccentric specialist on the run, I would say.

DipodomysDeserti > Svend 02/23/2018 at 17:56

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Yeah, that pretty much covers it.

+1 Blue Lives Matter bumper sticker

AdverseMartyr > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 02/23/2018 at 20:10

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I’m not sure you did it quite right. You mention a sedan. If you truly “Merica’d” I’m sure you meant to say a lifted bro-dozer with NFL team flags flying. Probably a problem with auto-complete.